Tuesday: Today has been a crazy day.
Especially when Mom called this journal “diary.” I just can’t wait until a
bully like Harold Demas pushes me around calling me names like “sissy.” But at
least there are only two bullies in second grade this year, Harold Demas and
Billy Woods.
We get this book at the beginning of the year they call “Reality
Book” were we get people to sign it. Last year I got unpopular kids like Jerry
Underhead to sign mine. But today I totally lucked out. I got Harry Anderson to
sign it. He is the most popular kid in second grade! He and I are friends on
this game called Movie Star Planet. It’s a game where you’re really famous if
you become super rich. He is so good he has about 20 girl friends in the game
and real life. He really only likes two of them, Mary Hills and Hannah Gibbons.
I have 15 kids in my class and if there was a popularity chart I
would be in about third place. There is Harry and then Ronald Stars before me.
I also like playing with them on the Xbox 360. They play Halo, Minecraft, and
Call of Duty with me. We beat all the campaign maps, so we’re pulling together
an arcade to raise about 30 bucks. We’re planning on spending the rest of the
money on memberships for Movie Star Planet. Now I’m kind of glad mom got me
this journal, because when I become rich and famous it will be worth a fortune.
I’m planning on selling it for 15 dollars every page. Tomorrow Harry and Ronald
are coming over for a sleepover. Now we have an opportunity to pull together
that arcade.
Wednesday: Yesterday we raised more
than four hundred bucks. We all got those memberships, more campaign maps, two
BB guns each, and a prank book. I have some good news and bad news. The bad
news is we’re snowed in; the good news is we can beat that new campaign map
called Wizard.
Saturday: We’re still trapped in and
guess what it’s supposed to storm for the next 2 weeks. We still have not
beaten Wizard.
So now I’ve been playing Clash of Clans while they figure it out.
Recently I’ve gotten a level 5 Archer Queen, 95,000 dark elixir, 100,0000 gold and
16,000 elixir. My update is in process for a Lava Hound, just thirty more
minutes. Today my brother Johnny got on my account on this game and sold
everything I ever owned. I only have about three more pages in this book so
yeah I better make the best out of it. Here is my Self Profile:
Name: Arthur O’Johnny
Hair: Slick Black
Glasses: None
Shoes: Puma
Hobby: Video Games
Why I’m Popular: Famous on YouTube
Why I’m Writing This: Unknown
Monday: So far it’s been a
stressful week Mom lost her glasses. Johnny left the food to rot and we’re out
of video games. So we’re just going to have to relax and watch TV. Once I
plopped in a movie we found out it was our favorite show, Dukes of Hazzard.
Then we watched The Sandlot, then The Grinch, and it was a lazy day. When the
Halo people emailed us they said we could get 30 more maps for 20 bucks and we
had some money left over. In fact, we had fifty bucks left.
Thursday: The storm went out early
and we were back in school. We played a prank on Harold Demas by trashing his
desk. He was not happy. When I got home my dad said to put up my journal and
come practice baseball. So I have to end this journal early anyway because
Johnny threw away two pages so yeah. I’m running out of room so gotta go.
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