Diary of An 8-Year Old

Tuesday: Today has been a crazy day. Especially when Mom called this journal “diary.” I just can’t wait until a bully like Harold Demas pushes me around calling me names like “sissy.” But at least there are only two bullies in second grade this year, Harold Demas and Billy Woods.

We get this book at the beginning of the year they call “Reality Book” were we get people to sign it. Last year I got unpopular kids like Jerry Underhead to sign mine. But today I totally lucked out. I got Harry Anderson to sign it. He is the most popular kid in second grade! He and I are friends on this game called Movie Star Planet. It’s a game where you’re really famous if you become super rich. He is so good he has about 20 girl friends in the game and real life. He really only likes two of them, Mary Hills and Hannah Gibbons.

I have 15 kids in my class and if there was a popularity chart I would be in about third place. There is Harry and then Ronald Stars before me. I also like playing with them on the Xbox 360. They play Halo, Minecraft, and Call of Duty with me. We beat all the campaign maps, so we’re pulling together an arcade to raise about 30 bucks. We’re planning on spending the rest of the money on memberships for Movie Star Planet. Now I’m kind of glad mom got me this journal, because when I become rich and famous it will be worth a fortune. I’m planning on selling it for 15 dollars every page. Tomorrow Harry and Ronald are coming over for a sleepover. Now we have an opportunity to pull together that arcade.

Wednesday: Yesterday we raised more than four hundred bucks. We all got those memberships, more campaign maps, two BB guns each, and a prank book. I have some good news and bad news. The bad news is we’re snowed in; the good news is we can beat that new campaign map called Wizard.

Saturday: We’re still trapped in and guess what it’s supposed to storm for the next 2 weeks. We still have not beaten Wizard.

So now I’ve been playing Clash of Clans while they figure it out. Recently I’ve gotten a level 5 Archer Queen, 95,000 dark elixir, 100,0000 gold and 16,000 elixir. My update is in process for a Lava Hound, just thirty more minutes. Today my brother Johnny got on my account on this game and sold everything I ever owned. I only have about three more pages in this book so yeah I better make the best out of it. Here is my Self Profile:

Name: Arthur O’Johnny

Hair: Slick Black

Glasses: None

Shoes: Puma

Hobby: Video Games

Why I’m Popular: Famous on YouTube

Why I’m Writing This: Unknown

Monday: So far it’s been a stressful week Mom lost her glasses. Johnny left the food to rot and we’re out of video games. So we’re just going to have to relax and watch TV. Once I plopped in a movie we found out it was our favorite show, Dukes of Hazzard. Then we watched The Sandlot, then The Grinch, and it was a lazy day. When the Halo people emailed us they said we could get 30 more maps for 20 bucks and we had some money left over. In fact, we had fifty bucks left.

Thursday: The storm went out early and we were back in school. We played a prank on Harold Demas by trashing his desk. He was not happy. When I got home my dad said to put up my journal and come practice baseball. So I have to end this journal early anyway because Johnny threw away two pages so yeah. I’m running out of room so gotta go.

Diary of An 8-Year Old

Thursday, April 23, 2015

THX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Survival: A Guide on How to Survive Your First Xbox Night

#1: The Cabin is a dirt house withe torches and a door. Put at least one chest, crafting table and furnace.
#2: The Island is just an island.
#3: Tree House is a difficult one. Pick the perfect tree and start to build.
#4: Just RUN!

Monday, April 20, 2015